Where is Edwards?

It's like looking for Waldo. John Edwards is pretty hard to find this week. Someone said they thought he had something contagious and had to stay away from the convention. As one fond of alliteration I might even say he is the pariah of the party!

I feel quite certain if could have nothing to do with his extramarital affair. I too was surprised to learn of his infidelity - not because it had occurred but that it happened with a woman, but I digress. Surely that would not disqualify him from speaking at the Democrat National Convention. You would think they would have given him a place of honor next to their party idol and moral kingpin - Teddy Kennedy (D(runk)-MA). I guess since his tryst did not end in death like his mentor's he is just another sleazy politician having an affair.

I'm Just Saying - that's some pretty lofty standards to adhere to!